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Les paroles de Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
| | | Artiste: | Sherman Allan |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Titre: | Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other | | | | Date d'ajout: | 18/10/2007 | | Vues: | 46 fois | | | | Paroles: | Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through
streets that are narrow,
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide.
So wherever she
wheels it,
The neighborhood feels it,
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each
side.
In Dublin's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
My Molly stands out
'cause she weighs 18 stone.
(That's 256 pounds.)
I dont mind her fat--but,
It's not
only that--but,
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone.
I know a man,
his name is Lang,
And he has a neon sign.
And Mister Lang is very old,
So they call
it Old Lang's Sign.
Oh what have you done, Billy Sol, Billy Sol.
Oh what have
you done, charming Billy.
You took almost every cent
From the U.S. Government,
Which
you spent on fertilizer, which is silly.
All day, all night, Cary
Grant.
That's all I hear from my wife, is Cary Grant.
What can he do that I
can't?
Big deal, big star, Cary Grant.
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the
car wash.
So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again.
But the way things go with me, the way
my luck is,
Just as soon as they're finished, it will rain.
On top of Old
Smoky,
All covered with hair,
Of course I'm referring
To Smoky The
Bear.
Every time you take vaccine,
Take it orally.
As you know the other
way
Is more painfully.
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
By
the Timex company.
Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed
Last night on the old
TV.
Oh it works under water so perfectly,
And still makes a ticking
sound.
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon,
And that's how the old man
drowned.
Do not make a stingy sandwich.
Pile the cold cuts
high.
Customers should see salami
Coming through the rye.
Oh I diet all
day and I diet all night,
It's enough to drive me bats.
Got no gravy or
potatoes,
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
Fulla polyunsaturated fats.
Fare thee
well, Metrecal,
And the others of that ilk.
Let the diet start tomorrow,
'Cause today
I'll drown my sorrow
In a double malted milk.
When you go to the delicatessen
store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the
liverwurst.
I repeat what I just said before,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the
liverwurst.
Oh buy the corned beef if you must,
The pickled herring you can
trust,
And the lox puts you in orbit AOK.
But that big hunk of liverwurst
Has been
there since October First,
And today is the Twenty-Third of May.
So when you go to
the delicatessen store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy
the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't
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